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“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on...

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 23:49:23 -0500

“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”

ah, the power of social media

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 14:31:05 -0500

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

sauce

steffbomb: Clear Eyes, Peep Hearts, Can’t Lose. By: Steff Bomb

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 01:36:13 -0500

steffbomb:

Clear Eyes, Peep Hearts, Can’t Lose.

By: Steff Bomb

“a genius is the one most like himself” notes from...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:19:00 -0500

“a genius is the one most like himself”

notes from thelonius monk

sweatydeath: oh my god MORE

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:31:21 -0500

sweatydeath:

oh my god MORE

Kibblesmith.com: A Panicked 4 a.m. Phone Call Placed to the Creative Marketing Director (Print and Billboard Division) of the New Smurfs...

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:08:45 -0500

Kibblesmith.com: A Panicked 4 a.m. Phone Call Placed to the Creative Marketing Director (Print and Billboard Division) of the New Smurfs...:

kibblesmith:

1: No—God, No. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening, because this can’t happen.

1: No.

(Picks up phone, dials, ringing).

2: Ermh…Huhllo?

1: Kurt.

2: Wallace? What ti—

1: It’s 4 a.m. Kurt, I need to ask you something. When we were finalizing the art for the…

mollsyanna: These guys get it. They get life. i think if bob...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 23:00:16 -0500

mollsyanna:

These guys get it. They get life.

i think if bob and i were ever morning news anchors, this is what our breaks would be like

natefernald: If I ever have children, I will never be as proud...

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:52:10 -0500

natefernald:

If I ever have children, I will never be as proud of them as I am of this.

Also, do any real artists actually want to draw this for me?

thedailywhat: Counter-Protest of the Day: To counter a Missouri...

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 14:49:46 -0500

thedailywhat:

Counter-Protest of the Day: To counter a Missouri high school’s ban on Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five, the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis is offering free copies of the book to students at Republic High School.

The Republic School Board recently decided to pull all copies of Vonnegut’s best-known novel from the school’s library shelves, after Wesley Scroggins, a home-schooling Missouri State University associate business professor, complained that Slaughterhouse-Five (AKA The Children’s Crusade) and similar books “create false conceptions of American history and government or that teach principles contrary to Biblical morality and truth.” “

All of these students will be eligible to vote and some may be protecting our country through military service in the next year or two,” said Vonnegut library executive director Julia Whitehead in a statement. “It is shocking and unfortunate that those young adults and citizens would not be considered mature enough to handle the important topics raised by Kurt Vonnegut, a decorated war veteran. Everyone can learn something from his book.”

[plog / reuters via yahoo.]

slaughterhouse 5, libaries 1, scroggins 0

srsly? this is still a thing? banning books? sheeeeeeeesh.

this mini rebel likes bunnies

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:45:40 -0500

this mini rebel likes bunnies

Elijah, the Comet: A Menu

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 22:51:00 -0500

Elijah, the Comet: A Menu:

elijahthecomet:

Big Bob’s™ Texas Flamethrower

Varietal: Chipotle Pepper

Region: Southwest, U.S.A.

Price: $4

Intricate aromas of peach and wildbloom, with top notes of rosewater and orange mint. Light and summery, this sauce is meant to be eaten fresh, within a week of uncapping, in order to preserve it’s…

I do not regret teaching this fella how to ™

“Do you like this leg? I got another one just like it. I...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 10:00:20 -0500

“Do you like this leg? I got another one just like it. I can put them both over my head and comb my goddamn hair.”

Everyone loves Melissa McCarthy. And so they should.

the animation is great. it’s a shame that the voiceover is...

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:37:05 -0500

the animation is great. it’s a shame that the voiceover is so boring!

tylercoates:

Someone turned my pal Mike Lacher’s (AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR OF “DISAPPOINTING GAY BEST FRIEND”) “I’m Comic Sans, Asshole” into an animated short!

natefernald: Can’t decide if I want to see Submarine or Terri!...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:28:26 -0500

natefernald:

Can’t decide if I want to see Submarine or Terri! Which one has more sad guys holding their backpack strap with their right hand?

speedyjvw: Idea I had for an upcoming show. A bit dark for my...

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 10:52:05 -0500

speedyjvw:

Idea I had for an upcoming show. A bit dark for my tastes, so I’ll probably go with something that won’t completely depress the viewer

where are the lazers?! the neon geometric shapes!?… guess i better go cut myself.

THANKS A LOT SPEEDY!

irenechicago: Morgan Freeman taking a bath in a casket on The...

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 18:02:00 -0500

irenechicago:

Morgan Freeman taking a bath in a casket on The Electric Company.

There are so many amazing things about this video, but I will instead focus on the lyrics - “I’m wishing to be washing in something that’s soft and lined with pink(?!)”

jerk.

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:59:50 -0500

jerk.

girlsrockchicago: Workshop leader Kristen shows off her cool...

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:04:42 -0500

girlsrockchicago:

Workshop leader Kristen shows off her cool t-shirt scarf.

leading this workshop was superfun, but my favorite part was hearing an 8 year old girl say “ok, i gotta grab my amp and i’ll meet you upstairs.”

sweatydeath: My response to the Miss USA Evolution question...

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:00:56 -0500

sweatydeath:

My response to the Miss USA Evolution question video. I can’t tell if I’m even being funny. My brain is too confused from the original video.

aledlewis: Hindsight

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 09:52:19 -0500

aledlewis:

Hindsight