Elijah, the Comet: A Menu

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Big Bob’s™ Texas Flamethrower

Varietal: Chipotle Pepper

Region: Southwest, U.S.A.

Price: $4

Intricate aromas of peach and wildbloom, with top notes of rosewater and orange mint. Light and summery, this sauce is meant to be eaten fresh, within a week of uncapping, in order to preserve it’s…

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