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Elijah, the Comet: A Menu

elijahthecomet:

Big Bob’s™ Texas Flamethrower

Varietal: Chipotle Pepper

Region: Southwest, U.S.A.

Price: $4

Intricate aromas of peach and wildbloom, with top notes of rosewater and orange mint. Light and summery, this sauce is meant to be eaten fresh, within a week of uncapping, in order to preserve it’s…

I do not regret teaching this fella how to ™ 

“Do you like this leg? I got another one just like it. I can put them both over my head and comb my goddamn hair.”

Everyone loves Melissa McCarthy. And so they should.

the animation is great. it’s a shame that the voiceover is so boring! 

tylercoates:

Someone turned my pal Mike Lacher’s (AWARD WINNING DIRECTOR OF “DISAPPOINTING GAY BEST FRIEND”) “I’m Comic Sans, Asshole” into an animated short!

natefernald:

Can’t decide if I want to see Submarine or Terri! Which one has more sad guys holding their backpack strap with their right hand?

speedyjvw:

Idea I had for an upcoming show. A bit dark for my tastes, so I’ll probably go with something that won’t completely depress the viewer

where are the lazers?! the neon geometric shapes!?… guess i better go cut myself. 

THANKS A LOT SPEEDY! 

irenechicago:

Morgan Freeman taking a bath in a casket on The Electric Company.

There are so many amazing things about this video, but I will instead focus on the lyrics - “I’m wishing to be washing in something that’s soft and lined with pink(?!)” 

jerk. 

(via cooldogs)

girlsrockchicago:

Workshop leader Kristen shows off her cool t-shirt scarf.

leading this workshop was superfun, but my favorite part was hearing an 8 year old girl say “ok, i gotta grab my amp and i’ll meet you upstairs.” 

sweatydeath:

My response to the Miss USA Evolution question video. I can’t tell if I’m even being funny. My brain is too confused from the original video.

aledlewis:

Hindsight