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steffbomb:

Clear Eyes, Peep Hearts, Can’t Lose.

By: Steff Bomb

“a genius is the one most like himself”

notes from thelonius monk 

sweatydeath:

oh my god MORE

Kibblesmith.com: A Panicked 4 a.m. Phone Call Placed to the Creative Marketing Director (Print and Billboard Division) of the New Smurfs...

kibblesmith:

1: No—God, No. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening, because this can’t happen.

1: No.

 (Picks up phone, dials, ringing).

2: Ermh…Huhllo?

1: Kurt.

2: Wallace? What ti—

1: It’s 4 a.m. Kurt, I need to ask you something. When we were finalizing the art for the…

mollsyanna:

These guys get it. They get life.

i think if bob and i were ever morning news anchors, this is what our breaks would be like

natefernald:

If I ever have children, I will never be as proud of them as I am of this.

Also, do any real artists actually want to draw this for me?

thedailywhat:

Counter-Protest of the Day: To counter a Missouri high school’s ban on Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five, the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis is offering free copies of the book to students at Republic High School.

The Republic School Board recently decided to pull all copies of Vonnegut’s best-known novel from the school’s library shelves, after Wesley Scroggins, a home-schooling Missouri State University associate business professor, complained that Slaughterhouse-Five (AKA The Children’s Crusade) and similar books “create false conceptions of American history and government or that teach principles contrary to Biblical morality and truth.” “

All of these students will be eligible to vote and some may be protecting our country through military service in the next year or two,” said Vonnegut library executive director Julia Whitehead in a statement. “It is shocking and unfortunate that those young adults and citizens would not be considered mature enough to handle the important topics raised by Kurt Vonnegut, a decorated war veteran. Everyone can learn something from his book.”

[plog / reuters via yahoo.]

slaughterhouse 5, libaries 1, scroggins 0 

srsly? this is still a thing? banning books? sheeeeeeeesh. 

this mini rebel likes bunnies

Elijah, the Comet: A Menu

elijahthecomet:

Big Bob’s™ Texas Flamethrower

Varietal: Chipotle Pepper

Region: Southwest, U.S.A.

Price: $4

Intricate aromas of peach and wildbloom, with top notes of rosewater and orange mint. Light and summery, this sauce is meant to be eaten fresh, within a week of uncapping, in order to preserve it’s…

I do not regret teaching this fella how to ™ 

“Do you like this leg? I got another one just like it. I can put them both over my head and comb my goddamn hair.”

Everyone loves Melissa McCarthy. And so they should.